10 Bad Product Names That Should Have Never Been Approved

Product names are something that we generally don’t pay much attention to, until it goes horribly wrong. Bad packaging design often sticks out like a sore thumb. From the labels, to the detail listing, the covers and the colors, if just one thing is amiss then the whole thing just fails.

Let’s check out some of the most hilarious and bad packaging design throughout the years.

10. Megapussi

Lets eat. Image: flickr.com

If you want to get men to eat your chips, just call it pussy. ‘Megapussi’ is quite a weird name for a food item. But eat your hearts out men, and women.

9. The Jew’s Ear Juice.

What now? Image: wildfoodwoman.co.uk

Despite what the name implies, this product does not contain the wax out of a Jew’s ear. No, Jew’s are not mass producing the wax in their ears for a profit, so get that though out of your head. In actuality, the ‘Jew’s Ear Juice’ is a type of edible Auriculariales fungus found worldwide, that has a distinguished ear like shape. It can be eaten, though bland, and it has some use in folk medicine and pharmacology.

8. Only Puke

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/

The manufacturers themselves gave a spoiler alert for this snack. And for good reason too, why would anyone ever eat something called Only Puke? Next thing you know you take a bite and your vomiting all over the place. At least that’s make a good hangover remedy. Eat sparingly.

7. Homo Sausage

Homo what? Image: peterpayne.com

Why would anyone, in any universe, think ‘Homo Sausage’ would be a good name for a product? Come on, Earth.

6. Child Shredded Meat

Erm…. Image: reddit.com

Seems like there are some barbarians are out there shredding children and packing them into a container. Either that or, someone is forcing a bunch of children to shred meat. Either way, two big no nos. Who in a board meeting actually sat down and decided ‘Child Shredded Meat’ was a good name?

5. Watermelon??

You had one job. Image: http://www.boredpanda.com

No, this is not actually watermelon. Know your fruits people.

4. Musical Instrument??

What is music?? Image: http://www.boredpanda.com

Okay. So this probably isn’t an actual gun, nor a toy gun. But in what world can a gun be used as a musical instrument? Or is “Bang! Bang! Bang!” now considered pleasing to the ears? Who approved this?

3. Tastes Like Grandma

We all love the taste of gra– err what? Image: trollpasta.wikia.com

Tastes just like Grandma. Not grandma’s mind you. Never thought human meat could be made into a jam. I, for one, would like to keep my mouth far from anything that’s labelled ‘Tastes Like Grandma’.

2. My Dog??

Well.. Image: http://www.boredpanda.com/my-dog-2/

Picture frames normally come with some default stock photo in them. But who was the graphic designer that took a picture of a cat, and then wrote ‘my dog’ beneath it? Know your animals guys.

1. Soup for Sluts

Yay!! Image: moodyknows.com

Sluts are a demographic to themselves apparently, as someone decided it was worth it to make ramen just for them. Efforts are appreciated. This makes life easier for the sluts out there, now that they’re being recognized in the outside world. Cheers!