
Who Approved the Grow a Boyfriend/Girlfriend Toy?
Are you over 3 years old (choking hazards). Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend but you’re socially awkward? Well worry no more, grow the significant other that you’ve always wanted. Just add water.
I think the most concerning part about this toy is that it’s recommended for ages three and above. I don’t know what a three year old would be doing with something like this.
But for those of us who are a bit more adult, rest assured that this toy grows up to 600% in size! Disclaimer: does not come with genitals.
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